Der Wunder Years: Jews Go Up the Chimney

Der Wunder Years


I am, as I stated in the trailer to this story, an AltRight teen, in my Sophomore year of high school. I created this series in order to spread the word about the type of shit and Jewish lies that are shoved down my and my peers throats, as well a to Vent a bit. However, before I tell any of my Tales of Vibrancy and Multiculturalism, I feel that I must share my “Tales of the Red Pill”, as they say on  #FashTheNation.

It was the year 2012, an election year, and it was the summer in between 5th and 6th Grade, and the “War” between Obama and Romney was raging. This was probably the first time in my entire life that I had ever payed the slightest bit of attention to politics and government. I was born in 2001, and my earliest political memory was seeing George Bush on the television, and I can still remember his voice. George Bush to me at age 6 was very much a grandpa like figure, and seeing him then gave me kind of a comfy feeling. During the 2008 elections, I only remember hearing that we were going to get a new president, but heard no names, until the day of the election. I was 7 on election day, and I remember asking my Dad if I could go to vote with him, and he said sure. When we got to the booth, I asked him “wait dad, who are you going to vote for?” And he responds: “I’m voting for a guy named Barrack Obama.” I’d never even heard of John McCain until after my Red pilling, some time in 2015.

But back to Obama v. Romney, I really began asking my parents a lot of questions about the two of them, who they supported, why they supported them, etc, etc. In 2012, both my parents supported Obama, just as in 2008. This was probably also the first time I’d ever realized that people have different opinions about politics, and not just every single person adored the current president. I saw this in school as well, where I had many discussions with my fellow 5th graders about who their parents supported, most of the time these kids were just repeating what their parents said at home, as did I as well, unfortunately. I remember distinctly having heated arguments on the playground with Romney kids that the only reason they hated Obama was cause he was Black. I remember distinctly how it made many of them tear up, and how they were afraid to tell the teacher cause they felt they’d get a similar response, so I never got into trouble. I also remember it was around this election cycle that I remember seeing Donald Trump on the television. I had know idea who Trump was, what his profession was, or what he even said or did, just that he didn’t like Obama, I wouldn’t hear about what the birther movement was until after Donald Trump began his bid for the presidency.

And, as we all know, Obama won that election, and I remember in 6th grade I stayed up late that night, and watched Obama win. Both my parents were in the other room getting food, so I called to them, and they both seemed pretty happy at the results.

Then, Came middle school, and everything changed. The republicans had begun the Government Shutdown.

Of course the Government shutdown back in 2013 was nothing, a useless controlled opposition stance against Obamacare, which after pressure from the media, collapsed after 16 days. But despite its worthlessness, it began a conversation, in which I was very vocal. I took the same positions that I did in 5th grade, I was the SJW, beating in the heads of the racist republican kids at school, a champion of civil rights! My parents oh so proud of me.

Unfortunately, despite being such a champion of equality, being a white male meant there was no escape from the Jewry’s wrath.

I at this time was also in the Boy Scouts, and had a ‘funny’ half-Jewish friend, who used to make obscene jokes about Jesus and Christianity… but he also had plenty of Holocaust jokes to go around as well. I remember one joke in particular he made about the holocaust:

“Why don’t Jews believe in Santa Claus,

Because Jews only go up the chimney”

It is this joke that changed me forever. The day after I’d heard that joke at the Boy Scout meeting the night before, I whispered the joke to a normie white friend of mine, and had the unfortunate pleasure of having a Jewish boy overhear.

And oh boy, it was Annuda Shoah.

I recall him becoming very upset in the class, yelling, calling me “Nazi” “Hitler”, The usual SJW vocabulary. He would go on to tell all his friends about what I was, and the evil racist I was. I being a good ole liberal boy who thought he was doing everything right and was terrified of being called racist, I was genuinely distraught by the rumors going around school, seeing all my supposed friends abandon me as they spread. I was living every liberals’ worst nightmare: Being called a racist.

Of course now I felt that I had to correct my position, and I repeatedly found myself denying and apologizing for my wrong doings, but I was only opening myself to more attacks, and I was the most vulnerable socially at a time when my hormones first began to rage. I recall going home everyday, often in tears, not understanding what I was doing wrong. When I went home everyday, I began to fall in love with the Internet, especially YouTube to get my head away from all the craziness that was going on at school. I didn’t have many friends, I had lost most of them, so YouTube served as a great place, specifically vlogs, or just people talking about stuff. And it was here, where I eventually got into Conspiracy Theories, and I remember the very first video I ever watched:

“The Top 14 Reasons to Buy Silver”

The man, Chris Duane, who made this video has the YouTube Chanel “truthnevertold” in which he talked about the evil societies controlling government, and held emphasis on precious metals being used for money, specifically silver (as said in the video above). From here on out, I was hooked to Chris and his videos, and waited anxiously for new videos to come out every single day as a way to forget school. Although I look back on it now, and I see that Chris was kinda a LOLBERGtarian conspiracy junkie, there was one thing that I admired about him then and still admire today: his emphasis on self-judgement. Or in other words, to take every single piece of information that you ever see and/or hear, and do your own research, even all the information he had gathered himself.

This is something I still believe in till to this day. Take everything that they teach you and try to prove them wrong, and if you ever find alternative media sites, even sites like and, or any white man in a suit at AmRen or NPI, question every article, every speech, and don’t trust your information from any source.

Then, 8th grade would come around, and the summer served to pacify the Anti-Nazi rhetoric that was directed towards me. And it was also around November, that I started to go deeper into (((who))) specifically was running things. This started with a single video I watched, a documentary about Neo-Nazis, on the history channel or some other crappy network. I had been watching it because I had been called “Neo-Nazi” at school, and had no idea what the term even meant, nor that actual Nazis still even existed. There was one scene in that documentary, which showed a Hollywood Nazi rally, of some group like the NSM, and with tons of hippies protesting. The scene was only up for a second, but the Nazi leader guy who was shouting into the mic, something that would change the way I thought forever:

“Do you want to know who rules over the Federal Reserve in this country!!!, Alan Greenspan, he’s a Jew!!!”

Me being the LOLBERGTARIAN at the time, I had a deep hatred for Greenspan and his (((Banker))) & (((Globalist))) Henchmen, so finding out he was Jewish genuinely interested me, and I was pushed to do research, using the very methods Duane had taught me. As I soon discovered, not only was Greenspan in fact Jewish, but every single person to have ever head the Federal Reserve were all Jews. My previous hatred of the Federal Reserve found me thinking as to what this meant, “could the Jews be running the Federal Reserve?” No… I recall thinking. In confusion, I continued to do more and more research on the Jews, and discovered they not only ran the Federal Reserve, but nearly all means of international finance, Banking, Television, Hollywood, etc., etc.., and I was almost there. Then, as I was still a fan, Chris put out a video about Israel, in which he talked about how political correctness prevents people from opposing it. While that sounds Fashy, he went on to rant about the “Jews against Zionism” movement, and how it’s just not ALL the Jews who are doing bad things, and it’s only a few, and how he had tons of Jewish friends and Blah Blah Blah. This was around mid November 2014, and that video definitely pacified me until mid December, when I ran across one video that completed my Transition to Anti-Semite:

The Lion.

I’m sure we’ve all seen it, the video narrated by Christopher Walken, where Europe is seen peaceful and thriving, until the Jew shows up, biting his tail, biting his ears, he doesn’t do anything, and how everything goes wrong, and everything may seem hopeless, but one day, that lion gets up and tears the Shit out of everybody, and order is restored.

Before this, all my assumptions of the JQ had no relation to world War 2, I never even for a second believed that Hitler had anything to do with this, or that he tried to end it. I just had taken the bait for the “Rothschilds funded Hitler” meme and even after finding out the Rothschilds were Jewish, I was just like “Well Jews funded Hitler then, probably to force evacuate the Jews to Palestine so they can set up the Axis of evil.” Or something like that. I was the 100% red-pilled on the JQ, and I was not at all ready for anything else.

You see, I was only red-pilled on the JQ, not on race. I did the opposite of what happens to most people. And of course not understanding race, I immediately jumped to Gay Ass thoughts about “Blacks and Whites uniting against the Jews!!!” And “we must defeat our common enemy!!!”. And had yet to discover the AltRight. Since the only people I knew were in opposition to the Jews were skinheads, bikers and the NSM, I naturally began to drift towards that, rather than moving towards TRS or Daily Stormer. But eventually, very slowly, I drifted more and more towards the AltRight-Proper, first sometime in early January 2015 discovering the Northwest Front, and then RamZPaul. I had already read my first dailystormer article, I can’t remember a date, but I remember that Anglin still had the original logo for the site up, the one with the German planes and stone eagle statue. The article was something about he Ukranian Jewish Fake Nazi situation, which I was confused as to who they were aligned to, and had been doing research on.

Eventually, wondering about how we nationalists were going to get up and running, I was thinking that we were going to need our own media, and if we had any, I needed to get into it. I then googled “Nazi News website” and “Racist News”, and eventually, I stumbled on a young Daily Stormer, the home page this time, with a new header, black font, grey background with an Aryan eagle hanging over one of the letters. The first article I clicked on pertained to RamZPaul, published some time in March or April 2015, and I clicked on it due to my liking of Ram and his videos. I was instantly hooked to Anglin’s form of Journalism and Satire, and his unapologetic, Outspokenness for his beliefs. And through Anglin’s sharing of TRS articles, I came to love TRS, and became a regular listener to the Daily Shoah, and later Fash The Nation and the Fatherland. from Anglin and TRS, I would learn about racial differences, and heard about groups such as AmRen, NPI, and began to listen to them on racial differences.

And then, Donald Trump came along, June 16th, and most of us know what happened from there. Of course I knew little about Trump, so I conducted my research, and came to respect him as an experienced businessman, and after about a week of waiting for him NOT to apologize for racism, I recognized him as the GOD EMPEROR.

By November of 2015, I’d say the last of my Transformation ended, I understood race, and the JQ, and the last of my LOLBERGTARIAN thoughts perished, and I began fully believing in and referring to myself as a National Socialist.

As the Primaries began kicking off, I discovered that many of the people I knew in 7th grade that bullied me, happened to be supporters of Trump, as well as Generally very Right-Wing, not AltRight, but more edgy than Kasich or Bush. They couldn’t tell you who Jared Taylor or Richard Spencer was, but they could tell you who Milo Yiannoupoulous and Stephan Crowder are, and the default High School culture is naturally Anti-SJW. It is for this reason, that I feel that these young white males are still in the LOLBERGTARIAN phase of the awaking, as many chose to define as such, and that I was just the one who came to realize the obvious first. I guarantee that by time I reach senior year, these kids will know about the JQ. I’m already on to a few people who I think are in the midst of waking up, and I’m trying to push a few others, but the youth is definitely looking up.

I stopped tuning into Duane’s blog, and from looking at it now, it seems like he has too. I’m looking at some of the videos he made, and he hasn’t made won in nearly a year, and most of his resent Videos are comparing Trump to Hitler, Blah Blah whatever. But after looking at the comments on his videos, I think his fanbase is starting to move in our direction, as the comments are nothing but our guys, rebuking the “it’s not all Jews” rhetoric.

And with that, I am woke.

It’s been a long 4 years when I look back on it, first I was a shitty liberal, and how I was bullied for a harmless joke, by a Jewish boy (i forgot to mention that I still have a feud with this kid, even to this day). Then I became into conspiracy illuminati

Gold + Silver stacking, where I had a home, and found myself questioning everything, and eventually, I question who’s in charge, and Wham, here I am.

And with this I sign off. this was an extremely emotional endeavor writing this, and I hope you liked it, spread, retweet, repost it, whatever the fuck I don’t care what you do, but just know that this is my story, and I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for people like Duane, to Anglin, to Taylor, and even @KemperorReturns who offered me the chance to write for this very blog.

And with this, I say Have some Fashy dreams, and don’t let the Jew bugs bite.


– Auggie

Twitter: @Fash_Americana

DS Forums: DeShawn.ShekelBerg


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