What The Future Holds For Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos is the richest man in the world. According to Money, “his net worth is on the verge of hitting a mind-blowing $100 billion.”

Jeff Bezos

Through the back channels of AnimeRight.News, I obtained Mr. Bezos’s breathtaking vision for the future of his main holding, Amazon.com.

The Future is as follows:

When the Culturally Marxist One-World Corporate-Communist Super-State finally emerges, Jeff Bezos and Amazon will most definitely have a number of super city communes.

It may seem like a good idea to some to want to live in new Amazonia. While you will have access to the dankest products and digital entertainment, the outlook for your posterity is far from rosy.

Similarly to the present state of affairs, most employee/citizens will be Picker/Packers. Picker/Packers will no doubt be the first to be turned into lubricant for the robots who are scheduled to replace the Picker/Packers. Unskilled workers have no future at Amazon.

If you are lucky, and don’t wind up as robot grease, your body parts may be rendered down into “Ancient Chinese Secret” for the China Block Politburo and their Secret Police.

Chinese Secret

Programmers and Marketers will have a future at Amazon for some time. If you are unfortunate enough to get swept up into a life at Amazon under Corporate-Communism, you want to work security. Remember, under Corporate Communism and all systems proclaiming equality, we’re all equal but some people are more equal than others.

When Amazon absorbs FedEx, UPS and the USPS, it will be security’s job to hunt down the Picker/Packers and other employees all the way up to Middle Management who resist their promotions to lubricant and “Ancient Chinese Secret” roles.

As for Mr. Bezos himself, he has a few aces up his sleeve and big plans. There will come that time when the order is given and Jeff Bezos will be the only human employee left at Amazon.

Bezos is said to have always identified with Braniac, the Superman Supervillain.

Bezos Endures

The fictional Brainiac collects knowledge from all the civilizations in the universe while testing his mettle destroying them. Bezos, by the time his stay on this planet is over will have all the information ever produced by us earthlings in his warehouses and on his hard drives.

Like Brainiac, Bezos will have a direct interface with our planet’s data and too will take off into the stars. As he finds fertile civilizations, he will start online retailers on those civilization’s unsuspecting planets and repeat the processes all over again.

$100 Billion Dollars is a lot of money to most people. To Jeff Bezos, real riches are found in knowledge.

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