Hillary Clinton: Hillary the Pious?

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The New Trump outrage is here. We all new it would be There have been so many now. This new one though is YUGE. Instead of the Trump Administration greeting all and every family who tries to get in the country by sneaking across the border. Instead of giving all those trying to get into our Country Nikes for their sore feet, an extreme makeover and pampering, the keys to a double-wide condo and a new Ford Explorer, Darth Trump is locking people up and taking names. What is worse, in doing so, Trump is having families separated. Instead of sending minors to adult jail with their parents, he is sending them, in some cases to empty Wal-Mart Stores.

It is this author’s opinion that Alex Jones was the unsung hero in this scenario. Long time listeners of Jones may remember that the people who were to wind up in Wal-Mart were to be chopped up into ham steaks and the like. Maybe Jones cozying up to Trump wasn’t so bad.

Without getting into speculation as to why we have been blessed with a man like Alex Jones, this author has to stick to the issue at hand, the children. Right now, we know they’re not being turned into ham steaks and boneless wings. Considering they’re darker people, that may or may not have been possible. Most people I know like their boneless wings made with white meat… and chicken. Chik-Fil-A, the violent Gay Bashers they are might have bought the meat.

Yes, Chik-Fil-A is a swell Christian Company and if you’ve made it this far in the article, the Christian part of the article is coming.

Praise Alex’s Jones’ strategery tho!

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The situation with the interloping minors and the actual child minors of interloping South Americans is causing quite a stir. It is something we have to face as a country. It’s too late to turn them into Non-FDA Compliant Meat Products as some exceeding hardliners are still lobbying for(Dick Cheney might have wanted to send the meat to his Subway Sandwich Shops he operates for the Troops in lieu of a mess hall in Iraq). Late last night it was announced that all four of the living Former First Ladies have gone public in their opposition to how The Trump Administration is executing it’s own hardline plan.

Hillary Clinton is a standout among the Former First Ladies who are sanctimoniously clucking. Quite frankly this author is disturbed and perplexed at what Hillary Hilldawg(?) Clinton has been recorded saying. That Clinton Woman is obviously disturbed and infirmed but this author is not sure that those attributes of hers are enough to explain what she said.

The Washington Examiner has Hillary quoted as saying:

“I went to a lot of years of Sunday school — even taught it from time to time. I’ve studied both the Old and New Testament, and what is being done using the name of religion is contrary to everything I was ever taught,” Clinton said. “Jesus said, ‘Suffer the little children unto me.’ He did not say, ‘Let the children suffer.’”

Hillary Clinton, in the above quote, was referencing Attorney Jess Sessions quoting another verse in the Bible, one that is straightforward about laws of the world. Sessions is quoted in the same article as saying:

“Persons who violate the law of our nation are subject to prosecution,” Sessions said. “I would cite you to the Apostle Paul and his clear and wise command in Romans 13 to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained the government for his purposes.”

Now forgive me for being a Christian and a decent human being but the verse Ms. Clinton has quoted has nothing to do with immigration or laws or nations. As far as the Bible the Biblical account goes regarding the verse Ms. Clinton(Hilldawg) quoted, Jesus did not move any of the children he asked The Apostles “to suffer to come unto him” into the Heavenly Place. Jesus did want to meet, minister and possibly entertain/pay with the children in that happening. He warned his Apostles that those who basically reject the child that seeks Him out might be better committing suicide. Links to the verses in context are at the end of this article.

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There are a few things that Hillary (formerly Hilldawg) could have been trying to do and a few things that may have motivated her.. First, she may think there are enough stupid Christians out there to fall for wickedness in her misquoting the Bible and is acting demagogically. Two, she’s trying to secure the Latinx vote for an imagined recount or 2020. Three, she’s a sore loser what she said is a ploy for the reasons mentioned in theory one.. Then finally number Four, after all the drinking and falls and who knows what else, the politician formerly known as Hilldawg thinks America is Jesus. I’ll leave it up to you, my dear readers to decide. Don’t be afraid to mix and match.

Say a prayer that those families get back to their spots south of the border safely

(srsly).

The Bible Chapters/ Verses in question can be found at the following:

Jeff Sessions Verse from Paul’s Letter to the Romans, Romans 13 is here.

Hillary’s Verse/chapter is here.

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