Kevin Hart Fired from the Oscars to Placate le Homo

The Oscars, they’re Hollywood’s biggest awards. For several years now, the Oscars have been deemed controversial for one minority group or another. This year is no different.

This year the Oscar Awards are “suffering” from a special controversy. One minority has committed an “offense” against another. The controversy is Kevin Hart(le negro) vs le homo(sodomites). Thanks to the controversy, us plebs finally get an idea of whom the most favored protected class is.

le Negro, represented by Kevin Hart, looks like he lost.

Unfortunately, he found out the hard way.

Kevin Hart was caught red handed. He was found to have made homophobic Tweets starting about a decade ago. Pride Magazine carried the story:

Screenshots of the comedian’s using anti-gay slurs have resurfaced on Twitter, most dated between 2009 and 2011. 

Pride Magazine offered this digital proof of le negro’s transgressions

The loud and proud sodomite magazine has Hart dead to rights on not only Tweets but on jokes as well. The magazine even found Hart publicly stated he didn’t want his son to be gay. Hart had the gall to state he was afraid his son could turn out to be le homo, his own son. The gayfag magazine didn’t care for Hart saying his boy(s) should not be playing with dolls either.

An Unrepentant Savage:

Pride Magazine took Hart’s want for his son to healthy(not a fag) as a kind of threat. Pride Mag quoted Hart’s clarification/apology in Rolling Stone for its readers.

Hart, in part, told Rolling Stone:

“I wouldn’t tell that joke today, because when I said it, the times weren’t as sensitive as they are now. I think we love to make big deals out of things that aren’t necessarily big deals, because we can.” 

Note that Hart didn’t admit guilt or show contrition…

Hart was scheduled to host the Oscars in this the Current Year. However, Hart is out because he is something of a “homo-hater”.

The gays won. The AIDS is spreading. There is apparently no statute of limitations for expressions of distaste or dislike for le Homo.

The Oscar Awards this year will have no host. According to Variety,

Producers will select a crop of A-listers to introduce various segments instead of relying on one marquee name to kick things off in a monologue filled with Trump zingers, said the insiders.

This is not the first time le homo has beat out le negro. Recall Tracy Morgan(le negro) of SNL Fame. Morgan was doing stand up. He said le homo was gross or something else factual.

It didn’t look like he would recover from the insolence he levelled towards le homo.

Morgan has been able to regain his good name though…

Morgan was in a horrific car crash with an 18 wheeler from Walmart. Morgan’s friend died. He was given a pass.

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